ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND IS A PLUMBER
Our first year dating, I wanted to buy my plumber boyfriend a Christmas present that would make him FEEL GREAT.
**Moment of honesty.** Sure, I wanted my man to FEEL GREAT. But I wanted him to LOOK GOOD too. You know, because I’m the one that has gets to look at him.
I decided to buy my boyfriend a new shirt that celebrated him as a STRONG, SMART and SEXY plumber.
I imagined us on a date. My plumber wearing Levi jeans, Converse sneakers, and a cool graphic t-shirt that brought out his eyes, his smile and his muscles. (Plumbers have nice arms 💪😉)
You LOOK GOOD, I’d say.
I FEEL GREAT, he’d respond, cheersing me with his beer.🍻
But then I did a Google search for “plumber shirt."
Plumbers lay good pipe.
The wetter you get, the faster I come.
It’s my job to play with nipples.
Other designs include images of skulls and crossbones, flames, and cleavage as a disguise for plumber’s crack.
We've heard enough cracks about plumbers' cracks! We've seen enough plumber shirts with jokes about playing with nipples, laying pipe, and getting wet.😠🤬
Plumbers are SMART, STRONG and SEXY. Plumbers deserve respect. That's why our designs respect the sh*t out of plumbers.
We help plumbers LOOK GOOD and FEEL GREAT because PLUMBERS ARE THE SH*T.💪🏼💪🏾💪🏿🤩🇺🇸