Is That a Pipe Wrench in Your Pocket?
The plumber came home after a long day in the field. He took a shower.
As he was getting dressed, the plumber lover walked into their bedroom.
The plumber lover said, “Wear your Make America Flow Again t-shirt. That shirt makes you look good and feel great.”
He pulled the t-shirt over his head. She moved closer. She used her finger to trace the pipe wrench down his middle. She said, “I think you’re just happy to see me.“